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9 Comments on "박스안에 내 꺼!"

1. 

   Paul
   23/12/2008 at 8:27 pm Permalink

   Fantastic! If only there was a korean subtitled version of “jizz in my pants”….

2. 

   WonderGirl
   23/12/2008 at 8:37 pm Permalink

   For all you people who normally like Justin Timberlake, but would rather have more fun and less offensive lyrics, I put this together for you. I think you will find the lyrics a little bit more fun and funny to boot!

   Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you
   So just sit down and listen
   Girl you know we’ve been together such a long long time (such a long time)
   And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
   (Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
   Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
   A gift real special, so take off the top
   Take a look inside — it’s my corn flakes in a box
   Not gonna get you a diamond ring
   That sort of gift don’t mean anything
   Not gonna get you a fancy car
   Girl ya gotta know you’re my shining star
   Not gonna get you a house in the hills
   A girl like you needs somethin’ real
   Wanna get you somethin’ from the heart
   Somethin’ special girl
   It’s my corn flakes in a box, my corn flakes in a box babe
   It’s my corn flakes in a box, my corn flakes in a box girl
   See I’m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin’ (yeah)
   And I got just the one, somethin’ to show ya that you are second to none
   To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
   It’s easy to do just follow these steps
   1: Cut a hole in a box
   2: Put your corn flakes in that box
   3: Make her open the box
   And that’s the way you do it
   It’s my corn flakes in a box… my corn flakes in a box babe
   It’s my corn flakes in a box, my corn flakes in a box girl
   Christmas; corn flakes in a box
   Hanukkah; corn flakes in a box
   Kwanzaa; corn flakes in a box
   Every single holiday corn flakes in a box
   Over at your parent’s house corn flakes in a box
   Mid day at the grocery store corn flakes in a box
   Backstage at the CMA’s corn flakes in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
   corn flakes in a box…

   its a song everyone can sing,

3. 

   Mark
   23/12/2008 at 8:41 pm Permalink

   LOL Michael…actually, I had looked up that old post on your blog and found that the video had been taken down. Good thing that stuff that hits the ‘net really never dies….

4. 

   Fan Death Avenger
   24/12/2008 at 9:03 am Permalink

   I’m with Paul… Metro you have to subtitle Jizz in My Pants, too.

5. 

   The Metropolitician
   24/12/2008 at 11:07 am Permalink

   Umm…translating “jizz” properly, with both meaning and feeling…

   About as hard as translating rap words such as “ho” without sounding like:

   “I have many more prostitutes working for me than you, which is why I am the best person illegally forcing women to have sex for money,”

   when all Ludacris is saying is that he’s “got hoes in different area codes” or something is “pimp.”

   Man, translation that’ll make your head hurt!

   But on a serious note, I guess that translation wouldn’t be that hard. Those songs are pretty literal.

   The jizzing in the pants — hilarious. I’m so happy they made that song, because I was a holdover from my teenage years and still use “jizz” to describe moments of great pleasure, as in, “That movie made me…” ahem. You know.

   Maybe we should make this one a group project? I’m swamped.

6. 

   Jaim
   24/12/2008 at 4:17 pm Permalink

   It’s the gift that keeps on giving!

7. 

   Mark
   25/12/2008 at 6:23 am Permalink

   (And to Mark, we wish you safe travels over there in Iraq this holiday season.)

   Oops…I guess I forgot to mention that I was MEDEVAC’ed to Walter Reed hospital in Washington DC, so I’ll be having a very safe travel this season, or rather lack thereof.

8. 

   WonderGirl
   25/12/2008 at 3:28 pm Permalink

   What happened Mark?

9. 

   Mark
   25/12/2008 at 9:51 pm Permalink

   I was given the choice of having a court-martial or taking mental illness, so I took the latter. I don’t want to talk about it anymore than that.

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